Leaked Nude of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Was Proven Fake By Foot Fetish Folks
We don’t know how many people actually believed it was her in the first place, and in some of the forums where the image was posted, people were already comparing feet and questioning whether it’s really her. But we know for sure thanks to a user on a site called Wikifeet, a site devoted to foot fetish photos of celebrities and public figures. There’s a small collection of Ocasio-Cortez’s feet on the site, from photos of public appearances where she’s wearing sandals or open-toed shoes. That user cross-referenced the r/drama photo with known images of Ocasio-Cortez’s feet posted on Wikifeet and determined that they are from a different person.
“I’m a contributor to wikifeet and even I have never seen a second toe like that!” Reddit user jokes_on_you commented on the post. They then linked to a known photo of Ocasio-Cortez’s feet and implied that the feet in the r/drama post couldn’t possibly belong to her. I asked jokes_on_you how they spotted the difference. “I’ve sucked enough toes in my life to recognize when something doesn’t look right,” they told me in a Reddit direct message. “Because we can’t dorsi- or plantarflex our 2nd-5th toes independently I knew it wasn’t a matter of the toe being bent. I thought that maybe she has some form of brachydactyly but her Wikifeet page has clear evidence to the contrary. So it was clear to me that it wasn’t her feet.”
Thank god for the feet people out there. Cant be posing in a bathtub with your toes out if you’re a congresswoman. It wasnt her but this can still serve as a lesson for all of us. If you take a picture of yourself in the bathtub, make sure that your faucet isn’t reflective. The foot fetish folks wont be there to save you every time. Thank god for those kindhearted, horny people. They just wanna fuck feet. Nothing wrong with that.
One time I was at the Barstool house in Houston for the Super Bowl and nearly tweeted a picture with my dick out for the world to see. I wasnt aware of #ReflectionTwitter. These perverts will zoom in to see even the hint of one testicle. It’s disgusting! Furthermore, it’s something that I dont have to worry about when I’m at home because I have oil-rubbed bronze fixtures in my home. Probably gonna have to change that soon because it will be out of style. Brushed gold is the new wave if I’m hearing the correct things from my interior design sources.
Either way, as far as the Congresswoman goes, this was all #FakeNudes.