Viva La Vulva Is The Most Mesmerizing Music Video I've Ever Seen

Before we get started, lets clear some things up. The vulva, lest we forget, is the entire pussy. The vagina is just the inside. For some reason, that slips people’s minds. Not mine. I’m always cognizant of the whole pussy.

Is this song empowering? Of course it is. It shows that all vaginas are nice. It doesnt matter if they look like a sock, an oyster, some crumbled up paper, or a ruby red grapefruit that is just moist as hell and ready to be juiced; if it’s a vulva, it’s worth singing about.

Although, if your inner pussy looks like a papaya, get it checked. Im not doctor but yeast can rot those things faster than you can slurp the juice from an oyster.