Barstool's Zimbabwe Zah Declares His NHL Fandom And It Doesn't Go Over Too Well In The Office

FEED ME THE PENS. Possibly literally. Originally we had written in that Gritty comes out of the elevator downstairs wiping mis mouth with Zah’s Crosby jersey, but that wouldn’t fly with “The Man”. Apparently the Flyers didn’t want it being insinuated their mascot eats little people…even though Gritty looks EXACTLY like the thing that may or may not eat little people. I mean, look at this thing.

So we settled on insinuating our lovely Zimbabwe little person be violated via t-shirt cannon. To each their own. Now let’s all come together and Get Gritty Wit It.

PS – Also love me some payback for when the time Zah turned into Vince Worfork and almost ate me alive. Payback’s a bitch, little man.