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I Have Bad News For This Lady Who Cancelled Her Wedding When She Found Out Her Fiance Watches Porn

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The Sun- The 21-year-old is very religious and said she has been dreaming of a relationship which was “true and pure” and “governed by God’s law” since she was young girl, in a blog post written for Love What Matters. She thought she’d found that with her unnamed fiancé, who she split from a year ago, but now believes it was “all a lie from the beginning”. Just a week before the wedding American Claire, who’s a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (Mormons), and her fiancé were running errands for their big day – and she checked his phone to see if a shop was still open. But when she saw his search bar, she realised he had “been searching for pornography possibly just hours ago”, and immediately “felt sick to (her) stomach”.

The bad news for this lady is of course that every guy watches porn. Every last one of us. There isn’t an adult male in the world who doesn’t watch porn. I feel confident in saying that because it’s true. Evangelical Christians to Mormons to Buddhists to Rastafarians to Scientologists to Hindus to atheists are watching TONS of porn. Tons of it. More porn than people can even imagine. Porn makes the world go around. Evangelicals are likely watching the most porn. They’ve been told that porn and jerking off is a sin and they shouldn’t do it under any circumstances. Tell somebody not to do something and it just makes them wanna do it more. It’s like the kid in high school who never drank because his parents were super strict and then went on to black out and die during his first semester of college.

This lady is never gonna find a husband if this is her criteria. Her standard doesn’t exist. She’s just gonna keep calling off weddings every time she looks at her fiance’s search history. She’s destined to be alone which ironically might lead her to a life of watching tons of porn. It likely goes against her religion but she’ll need to become a lesbian for this to work. And even then she might be outta luck cause lotta chicks watch porn.