I Guess Dudes Can't Make Memes Anymore

As the Dolphins get ready to face the Bills on Thursday Night Football, I’m mentally preparing for Josh Allen to fuck me for what feels like the hundredth time. People act shocked at this meme I posted, but why? Josh Allen has been fucking me twice a year for the better part of a decade. Every single time we line up against Buffalo, the guy absolutely ruins my life. So, instead of just sitting in silence, I decided to lean into the misery. I turned all that pain into a political cartoon, and honestly? I crushed it.

Of course, the internet did what the internet does. Brandon Walker and Mark Titus were quick to line up and shit all over me pretty on brand considering Josh Allen’s been doing the same thing to me for years. I don’t really care, that’s the game. But when Mark drops a line like, “He’s an idiot, he tweets like an idiot, why are we surprised?” Like dawg, I’m just over here twittering.

That’s the thing people don’t seem to get. Twitter is the Wild Wild West. It’s chaos. It’s nonsense. It’s the internet equivalent of throwing condoms at a wall and seeing what sticks. An edited photo of me waiting to get fucked by Josh Allen is light work compared to half the insane shit you scroll past daily. Plus, the tweet ripped.  So I don’t give a fuck. Engagement through the roof. Which means I did my job.

So I’ll ask again, when the fuck did it become unacceptable for dudes to Twitter?

Learn ball.