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Is It Ever Acceptable For Someone To Use Your Toothbrush?!?

Annika and I covered just about every topic under the sun. We went from talking about how much she genuinely hates sex, to the habit some people have of going through their partner’s phone, to whether being a stay at home mom is a lost art or not, and even broke down the actual strategy behind a woman’s thirst trap. But out of everything we touched on, the one thing that completely stopped me in my tracks was her take on toothbrushes.

She casually dropped the idea that after a couple months of dating, it’s somewhat acceptable to use your boyfriend’s toothbrush. I didn’t know what to say. That’s borderline insane behavior. I don’t care if we’ve been together six months, six years, or if we’re married with kids, sharing a toothbrush is flat out disgusting. I’d honestly rather my girlfriend blow up my bathroom with the door wide open than grab my toothbrush and stick it in her mouth.

Maybe I’m the crazy one here, but I seriously doubt most guys are cool with this. In fact, I’d put money down that the majority of married men would draw the line at toothbrush sharing. Sure, couples share drinks, utensils, and maybe even deodorant, but a toothbrush? That’s a level of intimacy I’m just not built for. There’s a difference between being seen as one in the eyes of God and sharing a toothbrush.

So yeah, Annika and I may disagree on a lot of things, but on this one, I’m standing 10 toes, keep your hands off my toothbrush.

Full episode linked above!